How Every Accountant Feels This Time Of Year

On the first day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the second day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the third day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Three emails daily, two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Four calls an hour, three emails daily, two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

FIVE AM STARTS!

Four calls an hour, three emails daily, two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Six times not paying, five am starts, four calls an hour, three emails daily, two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Seven pm knock off, six times not paying, five am starts, four calls an hour, three emails daily, two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Eight hours sitting, seven pm knock off, six times not paying, five am starts, four calls an hour, three emails daily, two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Nine times a-chasing, eight hours sitting, seven pm knock off, six times not paying, five am starts, four calls an hour, three emails daily, two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Ten calls to voicemail, nine times a-chasing, eight hours sitting, seven pm knock off, six times not paying, five am starts, four calls an hour, three emails daily, two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Eleven migraines weekly, ten calls to voicemail, nine times a-chasing, eight hours sitting, seven pm knock off, six times not paying, five am starts, four calls an hour, three emails daily, two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my clients promised me,

Twelve eye balls rolling, eleven migraines weekly, ten calls to voicemail, nine times a-chasing, eight hours sitting, seven pm knock off, six times not paying, five am starts, four calls an hour, three emails daily, two minutes peace and their tax returns before Christmas Eve.

 

To every accountant putting in the extra hours this Christmas, we salute you! And to all of their clients …a big smile and a thank you goes a long way.

 

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